The Hitwoman Gets Lucky by JB Lynn
Author:JB Lynn [Lynn, JB]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2013-03-06T05:00:00+00:00
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He opened the door to the mall, ushering me inside. I breathed a sigh of relief, grateful for the respite from the fresh air and wildlife. I could handle air conditioning, incessant advertising, and the familiar hum of commerce.
âThis way.â Patrick grabbed my hand, pulling me through the mall when I stopped to stare longingly into the candy store. He jabbed at an elevator button impatiently.
âThat wonât make it get here any faster,â I told him. âWhere are we going?â
âTo the beach.â
I frowned. Iâd thought I had managed to escape the beach.
We stood aside to let a mother pushing a stroller exit the elevator before we stepped inside. It was one of those all-glass contraptions. As it slowly began its ascent, I wondered if it was what Godâs day-to-day life felt like. If it was, I felt guilty about not letting him out more often.
âWhatchya thinking?â Patrick asked.
I couldnât very well tell him that I was worried about the lizardâs mental health. âI was wondering how many times they have to clean this every day.â
âIâve seen your place,â Patrick teased. âI donât think theyâre going to hire you for the job any time soon.â
âMy place isnât that bad.â It wasnât going to pass any white-glove tests, but it wasnât like it was a full-blown pigsty.
âYou live on the edge of chaos.â
I couldnât argue with that. Thankfully I didnât have to since the elevator doors opened.
It didnât look like a beach. It looked like an upscale food market.
âI donât see a beach.â
Patrick jutted his chin, indicating where we were headed. âItâs on the opposite side.â
I donât even like seafood, but the aromas wafting from the restaurants we passed had my mouth watering. I sniffed the air certain I smelled steak.
I didnât even smell the sand or sea, but suddenly we were at a beach. Of sorts.
A line of beach chairs faced the floor-to-ceiling view of the Atlantic ocean. People sat transfixed watching the ocean ebb and flow, shoes off, toes buried in the inches of sand that lined the area.
This was my kind of beach.
âLet me guess,â Patrick said, as I marveled. âYou didnât have lunch.â
âI was busy.â
âWeâll get something later.â
âI canât.â
He looked at me, surprised.
âI promised Armani Iâd have dinner with her. Something about roller-bladesâ¦â
âDessert then?â he asked, his voice suddenly husky, as though it was the most enticing thought to ever cross his mind.
I swallowed hard and looked away, remembering how amused heâd been earlier when heâd flirted with me.
âThatâs him.â Patrick was suddenly all business.
It took me a second to change gears from wanting to melt into a puddle of desire to dealing with cold, hard facts.
Especially when the facts, at least as I could see them, made no sense.
âWho?â I asked dumbly. There was only one person in my line of vision and he certainly didnât look like a Lucky OâHara.
âHim.â
I squinted. The increased focus didnât clarify things one bit. âHim?â
âUh huh.â
I stared at the lone man sitting playing a game on his phone. I looked up at Patrick to see if he was pulling my leg.
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